symbolism is left behind .

shane sabatino arriola . actor and writer , imaginalogist & dreamalogist . im dystychiphobic aeronausiphobic necrophobic pathophobic demonophobic dishabillophobic . not only that i am intensely obesophobic cacophobic and entomophobic . maybe im a little panophobic but im perfectly normal :)
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When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says, “You were so cute! What happened?”


Bitch, I got sexy, that’s what happened.


(Source: surisa)

What if 20 years from now your kid gets back from their friend’s house and tells you:

shrawani:

“I met my friend’s mom, she’s so nice!”

“Oh, yeah? What’s her name?”

“Avril Lavigne”

“AVRIL WHAT?”


That awkward moment when you’re in an all girls school and the topic in science is the Reproductive System and your science teacher is a man.

computersgamesandstuff:

Modern Warfare 3 came out yesterday

computersgamesandstuff:

Modern Warfare 3 came out yesterday

When you find out that someone at your school has Tumblr.

imustacheyouaquestion1:

Expectation:

Reality: 

When your parents buy healthy food:

When you a buy a new outfit and before you go to school you check out yourself in the mirror like:

When your internet is down:

I said

robboniver:

“let me just quickly check my email”

but in reality:

(Source: lifesoundedgood)

When your friend asks someone out and they say yes:

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